Hole.
Wednesday, 2 May 2007
I take back what I said yesterday.
Tonight was officially the worst day ever.
Nothing happened at all.
Actually, that's not quite true. We recently discovered a big hole next to the dancing arcade game and tonight a fuck-off sized rat came out of it. Indeed, the hole has been getting bigger each and every week. I reckon there's some kind of monsterous, King Rat of a cunt in there. Or possibly one of these:
Then again, half the female punters look a bit like that so it's going to be hard to tell.
posted by Sheamus @ 1:30 am