The death of Shrek.
Thursday 26 April 2007
Well, Shrek's gone.
To cut a long story short, we had a visit from the magistrate today and Shrek's paperwork wasn't in order, so he's been given the immediate boot. Bye bye. Really, it's the best thing for everyone. The funny part was he'd been signing on for Jobseeker's the last three weeks, all illegal like, and actually signed off this morning before coming to work. You have to laugh.
Bilbo's at risk too unless he produces a key document in the next 24 hours. I'm pretty sure he will, but blimey, they're dropping like flies. Some new guy is meant to start later this week, but some new guy has meant to be starting later every week. Promises 4, Reality 0.
Of course the downside of this is we're now severely short staffed, and really, it's all becoming a bit of a farce. We're a few weeks away from the peak of the season and I'm pretty sure somebody is going to have to die before they pull their fingers out (maybe that's why they'll die.)
Jabba has very quickly become the complex stud. You'd never think it to look at him, but the women just come right up to the guy. As Edmonson has noted, it's like they have tunnel-vision and just don't see anybody else. Of course, they're all right mingers and slappers, but still, credit where it's due.
Right, I guess that's it. Yeah, what a lousy week. Days off, etc etc, blah blah blah. Salute.
posted by Sheamus @ 1:30 am
